Trust...

-Should we be quick to trust, quick to hurt/be hurt and quick to heal?
Or should we keep our distance from people, as we slowly push them farther and farther away?
-I totally forgot about our little blog we had here. At least I remember now :-)
Anyways, to answer your complex question, why be quick to do anything? Over time you see what kind of people are really there for you and honestly care for you. Now "trust", I would never be quick to trust, even though many do. Some people you just know you can automatically trust, some people it takes time, but once you get to know them and you decide they are worth some of your trust shares :-)
Quick to "hurt" is a different story. We would all like to think we are the badasses of the human genome but most people do not like to see the other hurt...some people enjoy it, but most do not. Quick to hurt is sometimes a good option though, especially in relationships
Quick to "heal" is really all on you, for all you reality heads out there. Some people heal really quickly, some do not.
Now the answer to your question in my book is the only logical answer, learning to heal. The faster you heal the sooner your life will be better :-)
-So did I. :P Oops!
And you are right. Idk why I wrote this.. It must have been close to or around my favorite time of the month. :P
But you said "Quick to hurt is sometimes a good option though, especially in relationships."
...How is "quick to hurt" a good thing, especially in relationships?
Sheesh, I think the only time "quick to hurt" is 'good', is when you're in a fight, or getting into one.

no money?

What would you think if money did not exist in this world and the only way you could purchase anything was through your happiness? Basically, the more happy you are, the richer and higher in class you are reguardless of what talents you possess. Would life be better or worse?
-Oh god, Chio calls me Benny-boy after I chopped off my hair :P
Well, if this were true, I'd be the richest sucker on earth!
I think life would be so much more simpler, and everyone would be happier; not just because they'd be "richer", but because the dollar bill counts aren't creating the stress we have today--with more money, comes more problems.
Imagine.. people everywhere would be that much happier... stress-free!
-lmao! that's why I said it, you looked like a little korean boy
uh huh, that's what they all say, I'm talking about people that you rarely hear grumble or complain :-P
but yes, I believe life would be way less stressful, and there would be less crime, seeing as how people could find their own pursuit of happiness through sharing their joy with somebody else.
imagine how many trips you would take to vegas in one lifetime, just making the trip to vegas would be a payout :-)
-Eh, I know, and I don't care about what you boys have to say about it. :)
Haha! Yeup.
It would be so much greater!
Just so many problems come along with those damn green bills; prints on green paper, worth murder of the masses... war... peace... hate and love. :/
Lol! If this were true, there's so many thing's that can make us "billionaires"!
Unlimited!
-You're just a little "Benny boy" and that's all there is to it ;-)
oh it's bad, they say money is the source of all greed, and I believe that sounds about right...i think that would be an excellent project to see how the world would fair with a happiness=money system. Do you think there would still be war even if money was only a smile away?
-So how good does that make you feel? ;P
With more money, comes more problems, period. :/
You know what, I'm not sure.
Maybe we'll actually have honorable wars to fight, and not wars controlled by politics and greedy business-men.
-it makes me feel even more straightforward about my sexuality ;-)
yes, this bit of information strikes very true, money is really the center of most problems.
this is where I believe wars would still be going on, but nuclear power would not be a threat. Imagine not having to worry about homeland security from ranged missile threats or nuclear warfare...
-You're just... confused.
It is, but everyone still runs after it, regardless the weather condition.
Oh yeah! I'm not saying that war would end, hate is still going to be around... but like you said, it'll be just that much less.
-Oh no, I have a level head, you on the other hand, I really don't know about :-P
But, money is what makes the world go round, that's where wit comes in, since we can't buy with our own happiness we should secure money with proper investments in money market accounts and using better savings practices.
Oh the possibilities...
-Mmmhm, sure. :P
True, true... :/
Mkay, NEXT TOPIC! :)

Are you going to heaven?

-Do you think that if the second coming of Jesus was tomorrow, at 10:00 AM... would you be leaving with him? Or left behind to burn?
And if you do believe you're going with him, then explain why you think so; if not, how can you improve your life/self to go to heaven (if you want to go, that is...)?
-Oh wow, nice choice of topic there Benita :)
well, I believe I would be going with him, in fact I'm sure of it, but this question has got me thinking what kind of christian I have been acting like right now, ya know?
anyhoo, there is no way I would want to be living through the tribulation period, but if I had to, I would tough it out, even if that means giving my life to defend my beliefs and not giving into the devil's very temporary temptations he might offer throughout that seven years, but in the end we all know God wins this war and defeats Satan for good :)
I want to be on the winning side, how bout you missy?
-It was one of those days, during one of those hours, ya know :P
You say you will defend your beliefs, even if it means laying down your life; but what are your beliefs? And what kind of temptations do you think the dude has out for us? Will it be clear for us to see, or will it be hidden between the lines? How will we know where those trip-lines are?
And what if we're living now, in those seven years? How are we, as professed Christians, doing so far?
And answer to your question: honestly, I'm not quite sure yet.
One thing I'm sure about, is that I don't want my mom going without me, because all she'll do up there is blame herself for my damnation; which is why I think it would be nice to be in heaven; eating and drinking with men and women who went through hell and back, to get to where they're at now...
As of now, I really don't know anything; I wish I was as sure as you :)
-oh I understand...
my beliefs would have to clearly be of what I have read in the bible, revelations has everything mapped out and the signs you should look for, but I'm pretty sure these will be in between the lines, not throughout the whole seven years, maybe for the first year or two, but who knows. And if it isn't between the lines temptation will definitely be drawn our way. I know some of these temptations include a major famine, so scarce food at markets would require the mark of the beast, and we all know if you get this mark you are not welcome into the house of the Lord. There are many more, but that is one I remember in particular. I wouldn't say I have been the best Christain I can be right now, but I know I have been trying and I still feel God is watching out for me, ya know, even though I have been a little farthead. I know how you feel though, sometimes I feel empty and lost like God's direction in my life just isn't there, or that I am incapable of being a good christian, but you have to remember, everybody has their own problems, and nobody in their right mind thinks they are truly one of the best christians out there , ya know what I mean? But I do know what you're saying, what really defines us as christians? Pastors would tell you "as long as you have accepted the Lord Jesus as your savior and invited him in your heart you are a christian", but many people including myself have felt like that fire Jesus put in our hearts burnt out, like we became to busy and forgot about that day we invited him into our hearts, then we invite him in our hearts again and become a born again christian, and I know I have been through this cycle three times already, but how come this keeps happening? Maybe He has been in our hearts the whole time, we just like clarification. I know part of it is because I set my beliefs on the backburner and do things that I know are sins, such as getting drunk, and not having to feel guilty about doing it...but then again, when we sin we all know what we are doing, but we are going to do it anyways sometimes, and that's where I sometimes feel I am not "trying" to become a better christian...and that is probably where I lose track on my faith sometimes...but I don't believe that automatically put's you in the category of the "unsaved".
As for your mom, I really don't know what to say about things like that, I have asked myself the same question numerous times, what If I go to heaven and my family isn't there or vice versa, how would I be able to be happy? They say in heaven there is no pain, but pain just feels too real right now on earth to comprehend something like that, just like it's impossible to comprehend how God has been around forever...I believe God was always here, but I can't comprehend something like that...
I'm curious to hear your side of things :)
-I gotta say that i agree with you; but temptations aren't always going to be as visible, or felt so strongly as a famine. I think the most dangerous ones are the ones that don't seem all that bad, but are deadly enough to veer us off our path...
But yes, if you are marked with the mark, then you forever banned from heaven for good; so what is the mark of the beast?
And I agree with you again; being saved isn't just going to church, sing your songs--although that's not a bad thing. I do believe that no one can judge whether or not one is fit for heaven, except for God himself..
Yes, I have felt God/his angels beside me forever; especially very strongly lately.
I should've died a couple times in a car accident--if not horribly injured--but I'm still alive... still healthy. Actually, I should've been dead by now; which is why I keep thinking, wondering about why he's kept me alive and healthy all this time.
No pain? No tears; no wants? How can that be possible if your family or loved ones are left behind? I guess it's just something that we'll have to figure out for ourselves. Hopefully neither of us, or anyone, has to go through that painful loss...
There are so many things about this place, heaven, that seems soooo unreal!...
I just have so many questions, and thoughts... I don't even know where to begin, or how to present them! :/
-Oh I have no doubt some of those temptations the devil throws at us during tribulation will not be visible or apparent, but I honestly think most of the temptations will be out on the table, because I believe this period for undefined christians is a strong test God and Satan are proposing...But with what we know in the Bible and what we were taught here on earth, the ultimate question within yourself is "what's the greater prize?" and in my mind right now that is clearly the gift of a happy eternal life.
The mark of the beast is the three numbers "666" as far as I know...
And I have to agree with you on what you're saying too, whoever judges here on earth is quick to fall to ignorance, and I hate to say it but you see this more often than not with people that are devout christians and go to church every Sunday...they think everybody else outside of their exact beliefs in this world is damned, and I know I couldn't say that about anybody because I don't know that for sure, but the bible states something about two judgements, one is the Seat of Christ where only believers in Christ are judged and a great white throne where all non believers will be judged and are already doomed to the lake of fire...the bible sounds like it has some scary truths sometimes doesn't it? And like I said before, sometimes I don't believe God is there given different accounts and difficult situations in my life, and believing and trusting him fully at those times is sometimes very hard to do :-/
oh I didn't know that you have been in a couple of bad car accidents...is that why you said your back is bad?...but it really is a comforting feeling to feel like something greater and divine is watching out for you. If you survived both of those car crashes then it sounds like that is just a way God is telling you "hey Benita, earth still needs ya". Take it as a stepping stone :-)
yeah, the only possible solution in my head as far as loved ones being left behind is to make sure they definitely come with me, cause I honestly can't see myself happy without them by my side, especially knowing that if they aren't in heaven they are in eternal suffering...
I'm sure you will have the rest of your eternal life to ask God questions you have been stuck on, right now it seems like I might be too stupid to comprehend what answers God might give me right now lol
-Yeah, I suppose you're right; as professed christians, we should know what the temptations are, and what are not.
So if "666" is THE mark of the beast... will there be branded numbers, 666, on peoples' foreheads and hands?
Yes; I've met more judgmental people in the church, then those outside; it's sad, but that sure is the truth :/
I've heard something along those lines as well--about there being two separate judgments.
Faith is a very difficult trait to carry, and some people are being called "crazy" to possess it; but really, what's there to lose if you have just a little more faith in whatever you do during your lifetime, right?
I kind of typed that wrong; I wasn't involved in any dangerous collisions, I just had plenty times where I could have been, but didn't. Some people may say that the other driver stepped on the break just in time, but I've almost been hit so many times, I am now convinced that it was my "guardian angel" :P Pretty corny, or childish of me to say, but I do really believe so.
But you're right... maybe that's what He's trying to say...
I agree with you on that one. But how are we supposed to tell them? or help them?
What if they freak out, and think that I've completely lost my mind? What if they get so scared, they never want to hear "christianity" ever again?
How are we supposed to help the ones that we love the most?
You're right :) I have all of eternity to bug him :)
... I hope He won't mind little me, bugging Him all day with my never-ending questions :P
-I really don't know where these markings would be...but I don't care and I don't want any part of it.
Yeah, I can understand them wanting to change people into what they believe God is saying, but at the same time that's not a good way to bring about change, adults like to be talked and to and understood like adults...
I believe faith always comes with another trait when relating to Christianity, it's a "can't have one without the other", and that trait is trust... just believing in something doesn't mean you are already on board, you have to trust that things God puts in your life is all in His master plan. I know some people with the "crazy amount of faith" trait and it absolutely astounds me through all the hardships they have gone through and yet they still fully trusted God through all of it...
Those are the kind of people you wish you could be like sometimes, people who can take the stress off their backs and just hand them to God in a little gunny sack :-)
Haha, maybe that is you're cue to realize your a bad driver :-P
I wouldn't say any of that is corny or childish, I believe you, if you feel like God protected you then He did, you're still here right?
Haha, you're so cute, go bug him!
-I don't think I have anything left to say, but that I agree.
:P Like my mom... I can proudly say, that she is the reason I'd give God even a thought.
This woman has been through hell-on-earth, and back, but she's always smiling, always happy, always ready to take on the next challenge.
And it's not my fault, when others don't know their stop-turns.
Like yesterday, I stopped the same time the cross-traffic car stopped. He went, and now it's my turn, right? Well, the dumb lady who had just came up to the sign, when I began to go, starts speeding to the other side; how is that my fault, in being a bad driver? :P At least I know my place!
I will :) I will bug him :P
Okay, I think we can close this topic... your turn to choose a subject, mister David
-And God is great :-)
ok, onto the next subject benny boy!

importance of self defense!!!

-ok Benita, so how good do you think your fighting skills are, on a scale from 1-10? do you think you could defend yourself from a little kid swinging a massive stick uncontrollably?
-Oh god! Well, on a scale of 1 to 10, I think I am an honest 5; hey, there's plenty of good, crazy ass fighter out there, who have much more experience than I~
"Win at all costs!"
You don't need to be a pro. trained fighter to win a battle; as long as you're smart, and crazy enough, you've already won the match ;P
And I do think that I can defend myself~ pssh! What do you think, that I am some kind of little weakling? hmp.
-I guess that would be a pretty fair and safe number :P
experience is key when fighting against less knowledgeable opponents! just because you are smart and crazy enough doesn't mean the match is already won, patience my young padawan.
well, I don't know if you are a weakling or not, let's find out, Q&A TIME!
Q#1 you are practicing your muay thai skills on the punching bag, and this chick walks over and laughs at you for the pair of crossed chopstix piercing your hair bun. How will you resolve this nonsense?
-True, true; but smart and crazy definitely increases your chance of victory by... a lot!
"Patience is a virtue" right :P
I will resolve this "problem" by challenging her to a match, and win!
Thus, showing her that even tho I have my eating utencles poked up in my hair, my fists are still very full of fury :) And teach her a little lesson not to laugh before obtaining any what knowledge of her opponent :)
How's that for an answer, mister David? :)
-you spelled utensils wrong, I mean even the spell check had to point it out to you...
but anyways, your answer had some juice behind it, but you forgot to mention how chopstix can be used as weapons, anyone in their right mind would know not to mess with a lady with a bun and sticks in it :P Use the stix to your advantage my young trainee!
-Ahhh! opps. Well, I don't have spell-check, soo... cut me some slack? ;P
Oh yes, chopsticks are very lethal! :D
So beware, when you see a sexy thing, walk down the street, with chopsticks in her hair; go far enough, she can kill you with those :P
And the ones you gave me has come in handy, many more than "many" times... thank you~ ;P
-you sure you don't? maybe you should get a mac then, these things do everything ;)
oh I'll just walk out wearing my steel toe boots and that would give her enough reason to stop looking at me with those beady eyes! when the steel toes are on that means business!
haha, you still have those? I gave them to you for a specific reason, you will know when the time is right ;)
-I do have spell-check, but when I wrote that, I was using Internet Explorer--for some reason, Internet Explorer doesn't have spell-check :P
Yes! Show her who's boss! :P
ugh, yes, I do still have them...
Yes, I will :) But for now, they sit in my hair, rolled up into a nice bun, waiting for the perfect time to kick some ass ;P
-firefox has spell check! omg get a mac already...it's an apple app world out there :)
I will, my justice boots! :P
lmao! you sound like they need to go, well throw them away, don't tell me you put those pieces of wood through the dishwasher and use them for your next veggie meal :P
good, keep em handy ;)
-FireFox is what I'm using now!! Holy molly! You buy me a Mac! geez!
haha! I actually lost em the other day :/ and ew! I do not put them through the dishwasher!
First off, my head's not that friggin nasty! Second, idk how you do it, but I don't mix my food dishware, with others :/
But I sure will keep 'em handy! ;P
-for some crazy reason you think I am just loaded with money don't ya ;P
oh you did? well, I wouldn't expect anything less of you anyways
whaaaaaat? you mean you have your very own dishes, like plates and stuff? so when you guys do dishes at your house everyone gets their own dishwasher and soap too???? whaaaaaaat? no wonder you took ceramics class, you were short on money and dishware plates :P
-LMAO! You're the one who keeps saying "Mac, Mac; get a Mac!!" sooo... yes, I am convinced that you're loaded with that Benjamin :P Why the heck do you think I'm talking to you? ;P (jk!)
wtf? Where did I say that I have my own dishes? :/
Yeah, there's over 5 dishwashers in the house, more than 8 sinks, and a shed full of soap :/
Man, I tried to keep my situation with my lack of dishware on the D/L, but thanks David, thanks... now the world knows that I'm too poor to buy my own, so I make 'em.
But honestly, my hand-made dishes are far better than any Ikea-store-bought wares :P
-haha! GET A FUCKIN MAC! omg! they are the better buy down the road and will save you tons more money down the road, mac's last forever opposed to PCs who have an average life span of 8 years :P oh I have benjamins, but I am money smart for the most part, I'm the money shot ;P
yup! i knew it! sounds like you are trying to hide that you are being fed by the spoon here ;)
-Oh god, BUY ME A MAC!
But you are definitely right; it's better to buy one that lasts--and doesn't have so many problems--than to buy a PC that isn't as great :/
Haha! Yeah, it's the best not to flash that man around ;P
You're just gunna get a whole lot of those gold-diggin' chicks--mmmm~
Oh my goodness! hahaha! No~!
-hahaha! Maybe on your 30th birthday ;P
I would only get you a mac because it was out of my gratuitous heart to bring you to the world of apple :P
oh I never flash that money, it's always in its safe haven, the dollar bank acounts ;)
oh I can spot a gold digger right away, on the double!
lmao Benita's policy is "deny deny deny"
-Haha! By my 30th birthday, I'll already have bought my own damn Mac-n-others!
Well, show some gratitude right now ;P I'm just kidding.
Good, good! :D LOL! Yeah, they're not all so good at hiding :P
Oh gosh, NO! ;D
-it's comforting to know your future is with apple, you will be in a good hands ;)
pfft, show yourself some gratitude!
no, they stick out like a ninja dressed in orange hiding behind a small transparent bush :P
oh my gosh, yesh it is!
-Haha! You don't even work for Apple, geez! What a fan...
I do! Too much, apparently.
LMAO! Well put; very well put :P
-.- nope; it isn't.
-nope, I just consume apple products and software like a reader digests his magazine :P
lol, what gratitude was that, the pointy bra purchase? ;)
thank you thank you :)
OH, deny!
-Is it delicious, yes? :P
LOL! How on earth is that "gratitude" in any measure? Psh!
You're welcome, you are welcome :)
Oh gosh--what do you suggest I do then; agree with all your bullshit?
-It's all I would ever need to survive ;)
gratitude to yourself, you thought you deserved a little reward, that reward involving a pointy purchase
nope, I suggest your stop denying the truth ;)
-uh ya ya! You'd be doomed if Apple died :/
Don't depend so much on electronics, David :P
"pointy purchase"? LOL! I did not purchase that with thoughts of it being "rewarding" :P
...and I had no idea it would be that bad :/
I will continue to deny the lies you throw at me :) And that's THAT!
-so would america! I thank apple for being here with us :)
oh, everyone depends on electronics, aint it the truth?
lol! well you bought it anyways with hopes of a fashion truth I'm sure :P
NO NO NO!
anyways, on to the next topic? what's on your mind?
-Yes, electronic devices have taken over, and we've become soo lazy because of the abusive use of this wonderful technology :/
LOL! Uhh, wrong; I was in desperate need of a flippin' bra, cuz I just ran out of the house with none--so I went to the clothes depot., and bought me one; turns out it was the wrong ones :/
YES YES YES!
Look how far off-topic this conversation has come; began with "importance of self-defense" and ended with talks of Apple products and pointy bras!

topic two: dangerous pets.

-I want a pet that can eat me.
But I'm going to tame it and be "George of the Jungle" :D
What kind of pet do you want, that is big or dangerous/crazy enough to eat you, David?
-Well Benita, if I was to attain any pet in the world that could eat me I would most definitely get a hippopotamus, mainly because I would love to step into that walloping mouth. I would then pierce his nose and little ears and nickname him Charles :P How about you Benita, any animal in the world that can eat you, what would it be?
-Hippo's are vegetarian, David. I think you really should watch Discovery Channel once in a while :/
But a pet I want, that can eat me, would have to be a anaconda. I want to be swallowed up whole, so I can give him an upset stomach, then when he pukes me back up, punch him between his eyes and show him who's boss! :D
But honestly, I think any pet/animal is capable of eating me, just because I'm so short :/
-pfft, they can still possibly eat me can they not? think about that one!
Benita, anacondas will not eat you till they have squeezed the life out of you...literally...you would be dead before you even entered his mouth :-/ so maybe you should consider getting a kangaroo if you want to fit inside something's belly then punch the stomach while you are sitting in the pouch and give it an upset stomach that way, then punch it in the nose and see if it doesn't punch you back ;-)
:-D now you're talking some sense, you would probably even get eaten by a clan of frogs :P
-No, Charles will not eat you. True, but if I act dead, maybe he'll just gobble me whole :P
But oh man! I want to box a kangaroo! Beat the shit out of Roo :P
and.... i doubt that frogs can kill me; eat me, yeah, maybe...but how would they kill me? I am short, but I am a whole lot bigger than they are
-Wow I think you need to watch the eating process of these things, you ever watch the "Discovery Channel"? ;-P
I wouldn't provoke a roo, those guys fuck it up mane! I would love to see this, go ahead missy, pick a fight with everything out of your league, I'll go buy a shitload of ice packs and bandaids!
And frogs would suffocate you with warts!
-Oh, shut up! Don't use my own line against me there sonny!
I laughed out loud, like a crazy person, when I read "...go ahead missy, pick a fight with everything out of your league..."!! Yeah, you can buy those things for the kangaroo :P
Can frogs really give you warts? I know that some have poison, and can cause certain skin irritations, but I didn't know "warts"; that is pretty disgusting. I am never touching a frog again!
-Just thought I would point your ignorance out in full scale ;-)
Well you seem to want to take on things twice your size and twice the power, and a roo would mess up your whole face, be smart Benita!
Yeah, I was kidding about that, I don't know if they really give you warts, but yes, they do have the poison skin! watch out for the arrow frog!
-I'm sorry, but I doubt that an ignorant man, such as yourself, can ever point out my "ignorance" in full-scale :P
Oh man, I am going to beat the Roo up! Watch me!
"good-bye" Poisonous Dart Frogs! :/
-Well I really don't need to, your ignorance just shows itself full scale sometimes ;-P
DING DING! Once you hear that bell go off, 3 seconds later your going to hear "DING DING" and you're going to be laying on the floor with the lights out, then I would run over and carry you away from the kangaroo ring and bust out the band aid and ice pack saying "I told you so"
those frogs make great for poisonous blow guns, you could hunt elephants with those :P
-You've got it all wrong hun.
Oh man! Don't try and "jinx" me! ...just buy those band aids and ice packs by the buttload tho :P just in case, you know~
Let's make one! :D
-Uhm I don't think I do pumpkin...
I wouldn't say you're jinxed, more like hopeless in this fight against a kangaroo kickboxer! I already bought all the first aid stuff for the purpose I know they are going to come in handy ;-)
Let's do it! do you have any bamboo laying around?
-Well, I know so ;P
We will see who wins this match! I'm going to give Roo a candy bar, and kick him in the dome, when he tries to grab it :P Nahh, I think that's too fucked up :/
What do I look like, a panda? :P I'll look for some tho :D
-pfft you're confused little buddy :P
hey hey hey, easy, easy with the violence here, we don't want animal cruelty in these parts :P
Yes, you are as close as a panda gets, more of a panda than I could ever be ;)
-Not confused.
:P I think all you need is a set of bruised eyes, and you could pass for a panda, ANY DAY!
You got the belly-n-all babe! ;P
-stubborn little lady :P
hahaha! I think i know how to get a pair of those too, I could just slap you a pair of raw meat and brace myself for the worst...
and as for the belly, well, I eat meat and the panda eats bamboo and leaves like yourself :P
-lmao! You are a smart little man!
^^ I guess I'm something like those gentle giants :P
-oh I suppose me being little is some relation to you being big right? oh boyyyy
yeah, I guess you're right Benita, you are something like those fatass bamboo bears ;P
anyhoo, so any conclusions on the topic we have covered so far? :P
-LOL! you're a funny little jerk.
Conclusion: "... Benita, you are something like those fatass bamboo bears..."
Next topic?
-OK ok! woo hoo!

welcome welcome!

-Hi, my name is David!
-and my name is Benita (이 지혜)!
I guess you could say I'm the better one of the two ;P
-ugh, Benita is already breaking the rules, you're only supposed to write one line you line hog! well, I'm going to break the rules as well then! I would like to talk about the life of a male lion :)
-Oh gosh, David! I'm sorry :/ That slipped my mind... But let's get this topic rollin'; Male Lions, or many times refereed to as the "Alpha Lion" :)
-these lions rule the jungle, and keep their females in check, so when it's dinner time there should be food on the hungry "alpha lion's" table :) would you agree Benita?
-Before we continue, let's set one thing straight: Lions do not live in Jungles, dinkle-head. Have you ever watched the Discovery Channel? ...might do ya some good :)
But yes David, I do agree; alpha Lions are lazy!
-well you obviously haven't heard the song that sings about "in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight" :P and on top of that everything the light touches is the lions kingdom ;)
And I wouldn't say alpha lions are lazy, more like "well deserving"
-Well, that song is obviously wrong! Lions do not live in jungles; jaguars do :D
"well deserving"? What did they do to get such treatment? The only thing you alphas' do... is hump. The females do all the hunting, and protecting. ACTUALLY! Alpha lions are known to eat their babies :/
-Ugh, ok, so lions don't live in the jungle, they like savannas...SO WHAT? they still have the characteristics of KING! They attained this title by protecting the territory and ensuring safe hunting grounds for the females and occasionally tinkling on roses to make them grow :P Male lions have a sixth sense for sniffing out the weak and tasty cubs ;)
-True, true, true! Looks like someone's been doing their homework ;)
So what else can you tell us about the alpha lion, David?
-Well, just as the alpha lion's title implies, he is in fact a the king of his pride. And just as my name implies, David was a great king in the bible days and that means God must have chosen me to rule a pride of some sort!
-Oh boy... I knew you'd say something like that!
We are not talking about you, or your name, DAVID! Lions...alpha male lions!
-What what?! I'm just sayin', sheez! That's just a hunch, we will see what happens ;-)
Anyways, I guess we can agree alpha lions defend the pride territorial hunting grounds and pee on bushes for the hell of it :P
Alrighty Missy, it's your turn to pick a topic, what's on your mind right now?
-ugh, Fine! Agreed.